One day, pidho, an aeroplane cleaner was cleaning the pilot cockpit when he saw a book entitled "HOW TO FLY AN AEROPLANE FOR BEGINNERS VOLUME 1".
He opened the first page which said, "to start the engine, press the red button." he did so and the plane engine started.
He was so pleased and opened the next page, "to set aeroplane moving, press the blue button." he did so and the plane started moving at an amazing speed.
He w...anted to fly so he opened the 3rd page which said, "to let the airplane fly, press the green button." he did so and the plane started to fly, he was so happy.
After 20 minutes of flying, he was satisfied and wanted to land... so he decided to go to the 4th page.
He fainted after reading the instructions. the 4th page said ..."to learn how to land a plane, please watch out for volume 2!".
